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The 10 year reunion of the Juvenile delinquents of Holding house #34

“I don’t care what you say, eating a burger out of a woman’s vag is the greatest pleasure you will ever experience”
— Cookie Monster

Holding out

So have you ever felt that need to go to the bathroom, but you are sitting at work and don’t want to get up yet because the pisser is so far away?  Yeah, I’m feeling that now.  My piece of advice:

Keep a cup on your desk.

Or maybe you are doing it on purpose to get up multiple times so you don’t have to work at all. 

Also, in case you didn’t know, it’s good practice to try and go piss and then stop yourself several times.  Why?  It practices the muscles used in sex.  I promise I’m not lying.  Plus this extends your time in the bathroom keeping your from working even longer.  The result: longer sex time, less work time.  I swear I’m a genius.